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Going Gaga Without Gaga

Noel and the other side
Jens a few days
bovine serum albumin
coitus the same
Italian TV unwatchable
Goth girl in red below

premium members can be frustrating
Xerox multifunction pockets
bitcoin mining industry is not mentioned
Uighur of the day of school for girls

Portugal and Spain and Italy and France
inject some of my life and death
hurricane sandy the last two days
judging from an upstairs window

print this out for the use of this communication
track my great pleasure in introducing me
zero hour ground zero hour ground zero hour ground
gamma Delta White Music Mag pouch with a lantern

hahaha that's been enrolled in another embodiment
yikes the same organisation that provides an overview of my family
holidays in this case it would have been trying 
to get a chance to look at this stage
flatiron the the the the the addresses


Filleted Jigsaw

ll-fttng shs nd clths

hv nvr mt  wmn clld Hpe 

th pnt nd wht t cncls 

thse wh wld sht thr w pst lws 

th nd fr plce fr pnshmnt

bld bggr prsns mprsn bggr prsnrs

hlth nd sft n ppr 

th nv dd jmmd b sttc 

t’s gt sme gns t blst r wy wy 

frm th pvrt tht’s cmng r wy 

nd lkng lke ch thr s w ge

th prtclebrd chrchs fddr fr nbrn rchlgsts 

th mn wntd m t b  mn 

th wmn wntd m t thr mn p r b mre f  wmn 

th tll m  wrte th thngs th thnk bt bt dn’t ttr

th s tht chclte s nw gd fr s 

nd plstc hs cme lng w snce 

thse Mde n Hng Kng ds 

s btfd crnrs re b-pssed 

th empt bnchs 

’d frgttn hw lvel F Dnwy ws nce


Ian Dury at The Dawn of Time After the 9 o’clock News

I loved Ian Dury
I consulted the Great Book of Showaddywaddy
and the myth of Saturday night
followed on Sundays
by picnickers clad in pink knickers

who would investigate a gate
or purchase a chase
purse one's lips
invalidate a date
to bellow below
and pursue poor Sue

get jail time for murdering a cup of tea
I was guilty in the rest time
my employer afforded me
a moist month of tea breaks
in decades of desiccated labour

but our minstrels charmed us
and made us forget the contracts
we unwittingly signed with 
the devils of the Establishment

Animal Kingdoms of Albion

You cheeky monkey
you made a pig's ear
by making a pig of yourself
as your detractors crow about
the elephant in the room

having a whale of a time
you made a right tit out of me
so don't rat on us
for there is a mole amongst us
and we are a spider's web of intrigue

goosed sheepish fleeced
not so bullish any more
not so tigerish loan shark
chameleon former Prime Minister 
obfuscating germane contemptible 

dogging sex eagle eyed sad eyed
we are mere ants 
in our crowbarred underpants 
but ants are mighty 
so that’s ok 

something fishy going on
lionised horseplay horsepower 
led by donkeys
you swan about not knowing you are pigeon holed 
a frogmarched toad in a hole
outfoxed by inattention to detail
right wing press and media
and associated swine


The Magic of Magic (Wzrds wtht Knldge)

how close are we to magic?
or for us is it nick nack Paddy wack
and a snafu snack?
or a poilu pimple dossier 
with Pringle crisps and socks
in a donkey kill pound sanctuary
global curry outcry
filament of Barry
fillet of tenderloin
love me tender
the sluice gates of our appetites

hoighty toighty or mighty nighty
play gaberdine football
in guttersnipe house development
all English eccentric electric
guttural glib lips add lib

dead zebra crossing
ungate a gate
let me in go on let me
scrying 12 inch records
spying spies
is us is us at 33rpm
float in whirlpool at 33rpm

hide me away
when a throat singer brings bling
askance by blended scotch whisky
yeah yeah who's your daddy?
not me in a hundred years yards dash
I could murder a sandwich and hang time
from a Christmas tree lonely
at the edge of a landfill site 

don't gamble on a gambler's amble
in a boor moor sunk in forgot peat
no need for tasting notes just give it to me

time is catching up while slipping away
should have been an horologist
a steady Eddie or Teddy
a ready already Freddie
a boar's boar a rat's rat 
a man's man good at that 
making an impression in and on a mattress
crime scene chalk downs
if I could only pick up the battered people of Syria

Fisticuff Cufflinks Lost in a Kerfuffle Over a Look

Let celebrities knock themselves out 
repeatedly in boxing rings if that’s what they want
good enough for them whoever they are meant to be
better prone and bloodied on the canvass 
than made up in my face or on my TV

there are jabs and there are jabs
the so called Jabs Army 
and the professional and amateur pugilists
the battalion of angry men red faced in their cups
I pray I get a vaccine when I get a jab
not a punch to my face

(hot air)
and flatulent murderers
do they get away with it?
in the permanently dumbed-down theatre of violence
do they get away with anything at all?

we ought not to forget to revisit peace agreements
as Good Friday is coming
and has been before 
drag out our guns
from where we hid them
in case faith is broken

if that faith is said with words
or said with swords
and OK so they are cut flowers now
beheaded by my similar scimitar
because it has to draw the crimson
or break the knot of life
each time it is unsheathed
and now you know my party trick
you will never see me again

Glove Compartment Love

Glove compartment with a scientific explanation
brassiere of the most helpful blockade 
the same type of accommodation
hanging in the future

Richard MacLean smith 
apples of gold and equipment
legitimately means playing dominoes 
a good thing to receive such alerts 
when new listings near Newcastle 
upon the contents and attachments 
if any other person is strictly prohibited 
to get vaccinated against computer viruses 

email late last week the week after that 
we are going through my observation 
of the Welsh Heritage of nuclear 
weapons and ammunition 
and the second half brother called Jenkin 
but would like to know if you could 
o my God 

the father felt that it held on Saturday and 
Sunday and Monday and Tuesday 
evenings and weekends and holidays 
and the rest is history tomorrow is in my understanding 
that we have been working classes 
whilst we are looking forward in hearing 
more conventional loan and the rest is ok 
with the archive rotation settings
name NUM camera 
name NUM camera 
name NUM camera 
name NUM camera 
name that appears to be able to breathe
more than one year


Putin Put Out

Dear Mr Lee yes there is a victim
please don't forget to check out the form
let this get a new adventure
medical guardians of my life
moonlight serenade of yacht club 

we are definitely not the plastic surgery 
and then delete this message
gloom and the sunshine
aerial view of an abyss of untruths 

a great weekend as well as a health issue 
close to the act of kindness 
and support you in advance of your windows

Android-thin line that says something about nothing 
Jimmy mode to get a forklift down
Turkish airlines in this bumph
drug underwear model haughty
awesome ewe oozing
vile zero is impossible to ban


Paper Trails Co-mingled with Snail Trails

Hail to the logs 
for more details please check your spam folder 
of the most helpful in directing me 
to inhabit a few weeks back today 

but arrived in this case for the Sun 
of my father was much appreciated 
and we are looking to get a better understanding 
of how the hell is going to be able to be a scammer 
of the most recent online marketing executive 
note we are not filtered into fascism 

the same type of work with the ease of reference 
for a decade of experience includes periods 
of a nuclear power plant project management
includes working in the future of our kingdom
and a female friend of mine who died 
in this message was automatically generated by Gmail 

your attrition rate is a quiet spot away from home 
and would appreciate it if you were to ring me 
on my laptop and phone paired 
with a population of a few months 
back and forth between storms in the morning 
and then delete it from your system 
without copying distributing or taking action


Parables of a Laboratory Monkey Released on a Deserted Deepfake Beach

Bramble is not in the middle of the day 
but it seems like a lot more
than a lot more people than the other one 
and that is the best way to do that this time
and we can find out what they want for us to do 
with this new version of the new version of this game
that is a better idea than a few more levels of Dad’s 

and I have a little more energy to play with the other side of the game 
and I will have a few minutes of the day to do with it 
but I hope that you are able to get a new one 
that is great and fun and addicting 
and fun and addictive and fun 
and the graphics look forward for more 
than two months after you have read it again 

and the north side is still good for a new one
to keep the good stuff on my phone 
and the app is very much more than the latest update
and it seems like a lot of the time to get more than two stars
but the game crashes every time I play this one 
and then again it will not work for a while

disclosure is the only problem with this one
that we are not using for our current insurance policy 
for a new one that is still available for us 
to get it done for you tomorrow morning 

and then I can have a meeting with this account 
for the week of April thanks again 
and hope that you both well 
and enjoy your time together with this family 

happy happy new day to you 
both of us have been a great day for you
and hope all of your family and family are doing good
thanks again and happy happy new poems 
for your mother in the north of the world